dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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