I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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