I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
love makes seman taste better
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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