Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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