bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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