nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we're making bets on your personal life
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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