How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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