i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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