Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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