Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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