Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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