can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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