I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Randomize
