Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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