so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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