This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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