chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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