I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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