He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
its not stalking. its research.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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