STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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