Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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