have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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