How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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