My brain says no but my pants say off.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
