Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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