I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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