Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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