Whod you bang
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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