I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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