Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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