The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
