i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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