love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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