do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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