Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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