i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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