I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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