i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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