I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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