After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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