It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm bleeding and have questions
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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