Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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