If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I don't think brook has ever known best
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
