Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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