I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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