i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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