he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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