Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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