after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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