My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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