About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Houston, we have a blender
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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