Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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