It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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