My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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